Thursday, October 16, 2008
There's a new bank bailout today. The government is taking a $250 billion ownership stake in a bunch of failing banks, which is great news, because at long last, banking will be as efficient as going to the DMV. And there's a debate going on right now about the whole thing. Financial analysts are saying, what does this mean for the country? On one hand, some experts say that buying up private companies makes us socialists, but others say it makes us communists, and it's hard to decide.
— Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Friday, October 17, 2008
Words of wisdom from Jimmy Kimmel
From yesterday's Email Update from the Future of Freedom Foundation: